Both women and men are trying to find a way to get along well since the beginning of the creation of earth. Despite being written many books about this situation, theoretically there has never been a consensus and solution since the centuries.
Having different point of view and habits may be one of the most important reason which results in conflict. However, the important thing is what you want to do… If you want to get rid of someone you’re together or you want to be alone, there are many ways. Here is, 10 steps in a nutshell.
1. Don’t show any mercy to women!
One of the most important values of women is their desire to receive affection from the man they are with. Well, I don’t know if they want you or you have the energy to do this every time. So do not pay attention when they are sad or cry, if possible, pretend to reach out to the nearest newspaper and read. Even more so, call a friend on your mobile phone and comment on the basketball or football match you watched on TV yesterday. Don’t mind, he’ll sniff for a while and then shut himself up. However, you will achieve your purpose and ensure that it takes you out of your life successfully and quietly.
2. Make her feel trivial!
Keep interrupting her words, underestimate her intelligence, and make unnecessary jumps, so she knows who the boss is. Emphasize that this is a situation that can always be encountered, even if she is bringing a bird with his mouth. Their sails will instantly descend into the water and contemplate like a sage. Another important way to make the female feel like a rag is to praise and celebrate your ex-girlfriends by talking about them. It has never been seen until today that this method has been surprised and incapable of being incapacitated.
3. Hang on her closest friends!
One of the most important people in girls’ lives is their close friends. They share their troubles and happiness with them. If you want to kidnap your girlfriend too, hang on to her best girlfriend so she gets out of your way without even looking back. Continue on your way peacefully by overtaking it like a zero-kilometre luxury car.
4. Don’t get close to her family!
Skip every program she does on this subject. Do not hesitate to emphasize that you are not ready to join her family yet, and that this can only happen if your relationship is going through serious proportions. A woman whose family is not cared for will always be aggressive and ready to run. This will not take long either.
5. Delay the programs you are planning to do together!
In order for this item to be successful, you should definitely ask and get the programs done. After the program is finalized and you arrive, prepare your plan so that you can easily find an escape route.
Women do not like postponed or unrealized programs and never hesitate to express this. Here is a good opportunity to cause quarrels and disagreements. It is only up to you to evaluate.
6. Make your mother more outstanding!
Let her know right from the start that the most important and only woman in your life is always your mother. Praise her meals and glorify his actions so that the person in front of you understands that she will never be able to compete with your mother.
7. Criticise everything that she does!
It may be that you may come across someone who is extremely good, understanding and trying to draw good results from your criticism. This prolongs and endangers the matter. Be careful to adorn them with extremely negative sentences when criticizing to avoid the risk of being abandoned.
The subject of criticism is up to your imagination. It could be clothing, make-up, behaviour or, I don’t know, the job she never had. Try it and you will see how successful you are.
8. Leave her in trouble in public!
Women, just like men, do not like relationships that will leave them in a difficult situation in society. This gives you an invaluable weapon to smuggle them around. How Does? When you enter communities that are especially important to him, do not hesitate to say whatever comes to your mind, disagree with the opinions of others and clearly express how incompatible you are at every opportunity.
Didn’t you try every way? Try to start a fight by going a little further and stretching. Wherever you are, when you leave, your passport will be given to you by the female next to you and you will be sent back to the world of free movement in peace.
9. Never Be Romantic!
Sometimes, you can sit with your lover under the moon and watch the waves of the sea hand in hand… Look at your watch in such romantic moments. Didn’t he notice? Look at it by showing it again and say that you have a very important job and that you have to go quickly. The woman next to you probably won’t want to meet you again, as a result of your disappointment.
10. Always Forget Important Days!
One of the things women don’t like most is forgetting important days. E.g; She can never digest that the day she was born and added colour to the world is forgotten by her boyfriend. Skip this day and let him know his true location by not sending him a flower from the park, even if you have it in your mind. Rest assured, he will surely put you on the list of missing persons.
Even if you do only one of these, the woman next to you will leave you without looking back or will not even walk around you from now on.
But remember, regardless of what you want to do or not, life is not a game played alone. For this reason, sometimes you can gain a meaningful place in their world by not ignoring the things that you value, and sometimes the other.
With the wish that no one will be alone.
Patricia MURADİ
